Aimee's place has ants.
Aimee's place has lots of ants.
Aimee HATES the ants that have taken over Aimee's place!!
crawl on her counters,
hide in her dishwasher,
have been known to inhabit her microwave,
ants that have community meetings at her sink.
Ants that crawl on her.
Ants that smell really, really bad
ants that bite.
Aimee REALLY hates ants that bite!
Ants that get under the cap on her mouthwash--
Aimee hates those too!
Ants that keep on coming
But the worst thing,
the very worst thing
that Aimee hates...
that got into her refrigerator,
then somehow squeezed,
their small smelly bodies,
under the cap of Aimee's whipped cream
that went onto her freshly sliced, juicy, lightly sweetened
(with raw sugar)
bowl of strawberries that she was craving!
Ants have absolutely NO conscience!